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Twitter Name: @Darenzia
Website: http://darenziaelizabeth.net
Location: New York, NY
Description: Illusory Frenetic Cunning Sophomoric I toe the line b/w smug intellectualism & tedious self-deprecation w/a dash of hypocrisy. Sarcasm is paramount! Also, tits!
Website: http://darenziaelizabeth.net
Location: New York, NY
Description: Illusory Frenetic Cunning Sophomoric I toe the line b/w smug intellectualism & tedious self-deprecation w/a dash of hypocrisy. Sarcasm is paramount! Also, tits!
Oh great, insomnia.
Updated 1 hour 55 minutes ago
In lieu of #throwbackthursday, here's a #flashbackfriday From an advertising campaign for Coco De Mer… http://t.co/dBh3IrDwvZ
Updated 13 hours ago
I've officially become cantankerous. So I'm kind of like your grandfather, except a lot hotter and most likely a whole lot less racist too.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Hahahahaha! The concept of this twitter feed amuses me greatly in its complete absurdity: @KimKierkegaard
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Some of my talented & kind friends would love to share their amazing vision w/the world...help them kickstart it!!'
http://t.co/4n34I0bcQc
Updated 3 day(s) ago
@MonkDXiii Meet me at Heathrow, I'll bring gloves and we'll schedule this shit.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
@WeirdArchives Two people agreeing to a scheduled mutual gunfight just seems like it would be effective in canceling itself out.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
@JohanssonShreds Honestly, I'm really just into the initial glove slap that usually occurs as part of the whole duel scheduling announcement
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Can we please legalize and bring dueling back into fashion?
Updated 3 day(s) ago
RT @alex_dumont: @Darenzia Gotta admit, "Ghost Vagina" opens up a lot of narrative and artistic possibilities :-)
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Miss all of you! Xoxo “@Stockroom_com: #NSFW Monday night masturbation inspiration with @RyanKeely & @Darenzia http://t.co/jZ6eN4pbYN ”
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Ok, so my last tweet may have been just a tiny bit disgusting...
Updated 4 day(s) ago
I'm gonna replace houses w/vaginas “@clintcatalyst: "The more enlightened our houses are, the more their walls ooze ghosts." —Italo Calvino”
Updated 4 day(s) ago
I fucking <3 you! Miss ya XOXO “@clintcatalyst: is single and it's complicated.”
Updated 4 day(s) ago
@yourendisnigh Well it sounds like you unfortunately spend a lot of time with hypocritical cunts. Also, that problem isn't gender specific.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
@yourendisnigh I don't generalize for an entire gender and I could give a fuck about being judged for my body. #projectingyourbias
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Haha <3 “@clintcatalyst: [OVERHEARD] "Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows, we wouldn't be having this conversation."”
Updated 5 day(s) ago
A decade ago on the Bowery, because this photo cracks me up. Names excluded to protect the guilty.… http://t.co/3hkZWsSG6i
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Keep feelin' schadenfreude!!! Sometimes the universe really does give back!!!
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Not getting out of bed until 8pm yesterday was probably a poor decision.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
8PM: Still in bed with last night's makeup on.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
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