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Twitter Name: @shokolada
Website: http://chocmess.com
Location: Coastal Virginia in the U.S.
Description: Professional geek, kinky educator, and webmaster for one of the Net's oldest messy dessert play sites. New dessert play videos for sale every chance we get!
Website: http://chocmess.com
Location: Coastal Virginia in the U.S.
Description: Professional geek, kinky educator, and webmaster for one of the Net's oldest messy dessert play sites. New dessert play videos for sale every chance we get!
@cargoweasel Hear, hear. I am not responsible for, nor do I necessarily agree with, the behavior of any other person.
Updated 10 hours ago
Meanwhile, Westward Bound wants to offer me 30% off latex dresses. You folks are sadistic :)
Updated 10 hours ago
Honour in the UK is having a sale of 15% off all PVC dresses. Good thing I'm out of disposable income at the moment.
Updated 11 hours ago
"Play drums! Beat drums! Maybe eat drums! Raaahhhhgggrrr!" #TweetLikeAnAnimal
Updated 1 day(s) ago
RT @Valentalae: No. You are not broken, or useless, or worthless. You’re different, and that’s fine. I promise. #TweetLikeAHumanBeing
Updated 1 day(s) ago
I'm flawed, and even aggravating sometimes. But I believe in making the world better for everyone a bit at a time. #TweetLikeAHumanBeing
Updated 1 day(s) ago
@makoallen @spacebabybob "Two-system binary" sounds like stars that the Enterprise-D's been sent to research.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Hard to say exactly why, but I read this and immediately thought of @makoallen: http://t.co/wFwrAmbbwq
Updated 2 day(s) ago
RT @LAntoniou: A reader wrote to ask me why there are no safewords in the Marketplace books. The answer is: Because they are fantasy.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
@fuckKevon By taking air, cooling it until it becomes a liquid, and distilling out the nitrogen. http://t.co/ePErD9t40Z
Updated 3 day(s) ago
@cargoweasel I did some Googling, and I think this Soylent dude might be for real. http://t.co/171YN3RDan
Updated 3 day(s) ago
@cargoweasel That was my reaction too. It's gotta be. No one would seriously use that to sell what is rather unappetizing food goo.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
@BohoValencia @lady_or_tyger Okay, the Japanese Power Rangers parody series I'm watching tonight didn't break my brain, but that did. :)
Updated 3 day(s) ago
@KateYodels @makoallen You can't handle the Proops! Oh, actually, looks like you can :D
Updated 3 day(s) ago
235 people(?) registered on the site in the last few months. Not one has left a single comment. C'mon, folks, say hi!
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Just saw my first episode of "Unofficial Sentai Akibaranger". Suddenly I really want to cosplay Malseena. Whoa.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
@dcorsetto I've got a girlfriend. I just enjoy your work and think you are fun :)
Updated 4 day(s) ago
. @DLDex Who would want an alternative to chocolate girl scouts? … oh, the *cookies*. (Disclaimer: all models are over 18.)
Updated 4 day(s) ago
@BohoValencia Both the air hole and the nozzle have to be moved around a bit so they don't get blocked.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
@BohoValencia For max. suction, I tie the bag over the bottom's head and make a small air hole over the nose. On-the-fly adjusting, usually.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
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